Nancy Pelosi Unveils Port-O-Confessional

Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi recently snapped at a reporter when asked if she hates President Trump.  Pelosi said she takes her Catholic faith serious and hates no one.

She then unveiled the key to her success in being the perfect Catholic: Port-O-Confessional.

“This is perfect for any Catholic in my line of work, or any line of work, that requires lying, cheating, spying and the occasional homicide.”

Her “subordinates” say she’s in there at least five times a day, but it’s unclear if she’s in there to confess or simply relieve herself as the Port-O-Confess has a convenient multi-use.