Adam Schiff 23andMe Results Date Back To Adam And Eve

As impeachment votes loom, California Rep. Adam Schiff‘s 23andMe results are in.

The furthest back his DNA links is to some sort of lying snake some 5,000 years ago.

Scientists say that although this may seem strange they are “not surprised.”

Democrats seem excited as they feel they can use this as proof of evolution.

But has Mr. Schiff evolved?


Senator Mitch McConnell Set to Vote Against Impeachment While His Third Chin Is Not So Sure

Republican Senator Mitch McConnell has made it clear he believes impeachment attempts by Democrats against President Donald Trump is a “sham” and he’s voting against it.

But when asked, McConnell’s third chin says it “isn’t so sure.” It then gobbled.

Will Senator McConnell give in to his third chin?  We shall see.